sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

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thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

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♥ 206004 thefatgirlblog → 2 days ago

friedchickenugget:

walking out of the house and bumping into someone who turns out to be hotimage

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♥ 52127 friedchickenugget → 2 days ago

how to kiss

kinkydonuts:


[step 1]
open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

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[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

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[step 3] move in for the kill

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haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

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♥ 242673 haus-of-ill-repute → 4 days ago

tastefullyoffensive:

"My dog hates having his picture taken." -lawsonj123

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♥ 114232 tastefullyoffensive → 1 week ago

johnnotegbert:

icingpacket:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

you have your contenders:

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you have your hispanohablantes:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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♥ 534051 braginskey → 1 week ago

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♥ 52473 callmecoven → 1 week ago

rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?

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♥ 679735 carelessobserver → 1 week ago

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theactualcluegirl:

chocolateist:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

That leg is killing me

It just gets funnier the longer you watch!

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♥ 263446 hugedickgrayson → 1 week ago

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